What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 05:55
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Have you ever had a bad gut feeling about someone and it was right?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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They put up a sign reading
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
What is the best way to get my wife to become a hotwife?
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
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