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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 05:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

This 1 Kitchen Tool Can Help You Cut Back On Oil & Calories, Dietitian Says - TODAY.com

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Freaks and Cheeks

LAFC beat Club América to qualify for Club World Cup and play against Chelsea - We Ain't Got No History

No go.

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

How humpback whales are playfully communicating with humans, according to scientists - ABC News

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

Have you ever had a bad gut feeling about someone and it was right?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What is the significance of Pete Rose, the all-time hits leader in Major League Baseball, who just passed away?

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lululemon Stock Plummets 22% in Late Trading on Cut Guidance. Tariffs Are to Blame. - Barron's

They put up a sign reading

No way

An 'invisible threat': Swarm of hidden 'city killer' asteroids around Venus could one day collide with Earth, simulations show - Live Science

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

What are the major security challenges facing India, both domestically and internationally, and how does the government address them?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why is porn so addictive?

Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

WWE-AAA Crossover Worlds Collide Becomes Company’s Most-Watched Live YouTube Broadcast Ever (EXCLUSIVE) - Variety

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

What is the best way to get my wife to become a hotwife?

No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

China accuses US of ‘severely violating’ trade truce - Financial Times