What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 03:27
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I'm pretty sure that my dog is transgender, how would I go about transitioning it?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
So they tried
What are some common historical misconceptions?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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No, not a chance
Is it painful for men to wear bras, panties, and tampons?
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Why does it matter so much to atheists that God doesn't exist?
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Why did the Soviet Jews hate the Soviet Union?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
Next, they tried...
What was your best revenge story?
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Where's the Civil War everyone on the left said would happen?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes