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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 03:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I'm pretty sure that my dog is transgender, how would I go about transitioning it?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

So they tried

What are some common historical misconceptions?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance

Is it painful for men to wear bras, panties, and tampons?

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why don’t people want the American Dream anymore - marriage, kids, a dog, and the white picket fence?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Why does it matter so much to atheists that God doesn't exist?

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why would a man be interested in an ordinary woman while there are very beautiful and fabulous women?

So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

Why did the Soviet Jews hate the Soviet Union?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

Next, they tried...

What was your best revenge story?

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

If my heart stopped beating, would I have enough energy to walk out into the other room 20 ft away before I passed out and died?

No go.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

Where's the Civil War everyone on the left said would happen?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes